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Ellen's Page

That's right......take it all in...........the beauty that is Ellen. Marvel at my moustache....Go Ahead! I can't say that I blame you. John Barrymore....Eat your heart out!

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"The Life And Times Of An Attendance Monitor"

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Click on the record book to see a note from "Days of our Lives" Roark Critchlow!

Hello and welcome to my page. I'm Ellen, the self-proclaimed attendance monitor on an internet discussion board. It all started when someone didn't show up on the board for a few days. I wanted to know where she'd been. Now, people ask for my permission to be gone from the board for even a couple of days! What began as a lame joke, has since become a lame way of life. Go figure!



clickableRobo A.M.

The A.M. Lives!
clickableReflections of an Attendance Monitor
My Favorite Quotes
clickableWarp The Attendance Monitor
Fun With My Face
clickableThe Gold Star Homepage Awards
Apply for an award and see who's already won
clickableDon't Mess With The A.M.
If you do, you'll be sorry!
clickableAsk the Attendance Monitor
Questions for the Great and Mighty A.M.? Answers too!
clickableAttendance Monitor FAQs
Top 10 List O' Frequently Asked Questions (and answers)
clickableEllen's List O' Fun Links
Links to some really fun sites
clickableSeparated at Birth
A Little Discussion Board Humor
clickableMy Award Page
I've actually received awards for this. Go figure!
clickableAt Home, Work and Play
Pictures of the husband and myself.....kinda
clickableMy Four Sons
It's my kids!
clickableLinks to Friends' Pages
Links to my friends homepages

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A special thanks to my friend, Lulu, for all the help that she gave with the pictures of "me" and for all the time she spent giving me ideas and advice. We began creating our pages at the same time and somewhere along the way, she surpassed me in html knowledge (and I don't even want to talk about Paintshop Pro!) It's a good thing, too or I'd be in trouble! Thanks Lu!